Alex Petros

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it's currently eleven thirty three PM

11:33PM Oct 16, 2025
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Few things less dignified than having a landlord, interacting with him, and so on

07:26PM Apr 23, 2025
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I have once again gotten punk'd by the address situation in Queens

06:21PM Apr 13, 2025
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weather way too nice to listen to a podcast

04:46PM Mar 29, 2025
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I keep saying "it's GoreTEX" exactly like George Costanza but people don't get the reference and just think I'm bragging about my jacket

10:38PM Mar 05, 2025
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When I'm mayor of New York I'm going to do something about the address situation in Queens

08:44PM Feb 22, 2025
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Regrettably, I love talking about myself. I'm really good at it, and I have lots to say on the subject.

02:41AM Feb 16, 2025
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nobody tells you how much of podcast editing is just cutting out your own sharp intakes of breath or coffee sipping noises

12:34AM Feb 14, 2025
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"people forget" people aren't talking about me. me? I remember

07:00PM Feb 07, 2025
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14th st... and UNION SQ. Okay maybe I should have listened to the announcements

01:54AM Feb 06, 2025
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Okay I swear I didn't plan it (and this thing can't send photos yet) but it appears W 4th St is actually the only stop this F train is skipping

01:49AM Feb 06, 2025
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F train has an alert telling me to "listen for train crew announcements." But there's only so many places the F train can go. And one of them is probably W 4th St

01:34AM Feb 06, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

I think "virality", as a concept, has become a counterproductive frame for understanding what happens online, in a way that's hindering us from understanding both what the internet is now, and where it's going.

03:45PM Feb 02, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

"I don't wear my apple watch at weddings because it's disrespectful."

09:37PM Jan 31, 2025
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vendor pattern let's gooo

05:33PM Jan 28, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

I have no issue with Imagine Dragons being Mormon, but I'm listening to "Night Visions" again and I'm just wondering how I ever missed it.

11:09AM Jan 25, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

it's okay Arianne gave me her number... so kind of a calling card after all

11:26PM Jan 23, 2025
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I got there too late ☠️

10:27PM Jan 23, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

Heading out to a bar because I told someone a couple days ago "see you here on Thursday." No idea if she'll be there and no way to contact her. Maybe she'll have left a calling card.

08:37PM Jan 23, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

what could possibly be on all those pages?

12:30AM Jan 15, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

no pun intended

12:29AM Jan 15, 2025
Alex Petros avatar Alex Petros @alex

wore a chunky sweater to the WFMU holiday party. one of the DJs is calling me "sweater guy"

11:22PM Jan 11, 2025
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Mr Waston, come here!

12:45AM Jan 02, 2025
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federating...

12:10AM Jan 02, 2025
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test

12:06AM Jan 02, 2025